Best man
"I’ve known the Groom since his schooldays where his early lack of talent was first recognised."

Groom
"On behalf of my wife and I, for the first time (Name) has made me so thrilled despite the fact I was hoping to marry a rich woman who was too proud to let her husband work but…"

Father of the Bride
"We had some doubts when we first met the Groom but once we saw all his tattoos were spelt correctly..."

Sports clubs
"Our new Captain is an inspiration to us all, a man who can brighten up a room just by leaving it."

Retirement Speeches
"'Even after twenty five years it doesn't seem a day too long and to be absolutely honest I never really got the hang of the job!"

Political Speeches
"Good speeches are essential because the fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election."

Business Presentations
"Don’t be irreplaceable if you can’t be replaced you can’t be promoted so make sure you give a good speech because no-one is listening until you make a mistake."